Darth Vader was really a welder from Fife..... WHAT?
This little clip from a radio recording is by a Scottish comedian, Jim Smith. No matter what he does for the rest of his life, I thank him for this little chunk of wonderfulness.
Of course, being married for a very long time to a Scot means I understand (most of) it... but even if you are unfamiliar with any Scottish accent (and there are lots!) do listen a few times, and you'll get the hang of it, honestly! You'll hear him say "I ken a boy" - roughly translated that's I know a guy".