Mouse police reported today that a feline, Fred Maclean, had been seen yesterday playing with a live field mouse, which two humans managed to remove from his grasp, whilst his sister Mabel looked on. However, a mouse witness said "even though the big 'uns managed to get it out of the house and hidden in the undergrowth, by the state of him he would have been unlikely to last the night, poor barstard". Mouse police were moved to apprehend Maclean today when he was found actually clutching the dead body of his latest victim,Trevor Smallsqueak. Sargeant Michael Moose made this statement: "Maclean is not the only mouse murderer in the vicinity. At this time of the year when the grass is long, and we cavort and gamble through the summer, felines are known to adopt the watch and wait policy for hours on end, and we just don't see them, they are so still. So be on your guard, ladies and gentlemen - and keep those children safe!".
The victim's Aunt Minnie (pictured above) said "Our Trevor didn't deserve this. He deserved to last until next year, and father some kids as well. Those Felines are just murderers, out and out murderers".
From the Daily Fieldwhiskers; reporter Tongin Cheeeeeek.
copyright SusanMaclean
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From the Daily Fieldwhiskers; reporter Tongin Cheeeeeek.
copyright SusanMaclean
Oh dear me - poor wee sleekit timrous dead beastie!
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