Tuesday, 30 August 2011
Shermouse Holmes takes to the road
Shermouse Holmes has taken the road to find the body of Trevor Smallsqueak, following his murder by Fred Maclean, who is still out on bail. The body disappeared from a porch in the Big 'uns house two weeks ago, and no trace has been found. Despite Holmes' claim that he would solve this mystery, it seems certain to everyone but himself that he will not.
He has left his deerstalker at home, and hitched his caravan to his Mini, and is now, quote, "covering every inch of the gardens in the surrounding area". He thinks it likely that this journey will take some time, but says he should be able to report back within about four weeks. If he finds that body, this reporter will eat his hat.
Tongin Cheeeeeek reporting for the Daily Fieldwhiskers.