Nov 03, 2007
Nathan
rated it
5 of 5 stars
"I have no doubt that
this book damaged me, psychologically, as a small child. It is one of
the earliest books I vividly remember reading aloud to myself, and I
remember the first time my mother read it to me before she put me to
bed. Here's the gist of the plot: A little boy named Max dresses up in a
wolf costume, plays with a hammer, chases his dog with a fork, then
threatens to cannibalize his mother. His mother, a master of irony, then
puts him to bed with no dinner. Already, this story should start
creeping you out. Then a forest starts to grow in Max's bedroom. And no,
no chemicals have been ingested anywhere in the story. Though the bit
about chasing the dog with the fork does imply a delusional state.
Regardless, a fucking forest grows in the kids bedroom. So naturally he
gets in a boat and sails off to the other side of the world, to where
all these "wild things" are. And promptly subjugates everyone he sees.
I'm a damn toddler, and my mom is reading me a book about a sociopath.
So Max has a ball with this gang he's conquered and converted, and they
howl at the moon and hop through trees. Then he gets hungry and goes
home, where his mother, no doubt terrified of his new army of foreign
creatures, has left his food for him, still warm. I thought, "This woman
aims to do me harm." Yes, please, mother. Read me a story about my
bedroom becoming a forest inhabited by monsters, then put me to bed.
Think I slept that night? No, I hid out under my bed with a plastic
baseball bat, a water gun and flashlight, hoping to God that if this was
the night it all went wrong, I had the courage to look those monsters
in the eye and pretend I wasn't wetting myself. I made a nest with a
giant teddy bear and two pillows and didn't come out until the next
morning, when I heard my mom coming down the hall. All day long I
pretended nothing was different. But I asked her to read me Where The
Wild Things Are again that night. And the next night. For months. I
would ask her questions like "Do you think I will have my monsters get
you if you don't make me supper?" And she'd smile, and say "Go to bed,
Nathan." Spooky shit, I'm telling you. I learned to read through fear
and intimidation. A subversive masterpiece."
Recommends it for:
Delusional miscreants.
Shelves:
fiction
Yes, I own up. I stole this review from Goodreads, so the only way I can acknowledge it is to say Thank you Nathan, whoever you are, somewhere (hopefully still) in New York. For UK readers, I have to say this is a very American peice but it's perfect. I so enjoyed finding and reading it, and I hope you did too.
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